Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together
i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart
this kinda sums up tumblr for me
OH MY GOD
mom: i love you (:
me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch